This week's edition of Greenwich Council's propaganda rag is out today and leads on the botched launch of their campaign to build two new Thames road crossings.
According to the council:
"The royal borough, working closely with Newham Council north of the river launched the campaign officially in front of the media and TV crews."
Except there wasn't a single TV crew at the launch, let alone multiple TV crews.
There were however a number of very real protestors, who funnily enough don't get a mention in the report.
It's a strange editorial process. Real protestors - ignored. Imaginary TV crews - included.