Friday, 3 February 2012

Greetings from Royal Kidbrooke

These aren't just poorly maintained litter-strewn streets. They're *royal* poorly maintained litter-strewn streets.

Sure there's no money to keep the local secondary school open or rebuild the library they're demolishing, but don't worry about that.

Just head down to Woolwich tonight for a "specially commissioned film exploring Greenwich's royal connections" and a stirring speech from our dear Royal council leader. 

Plus some fireworks.

Alternatively head over to Eltham tomorrow where a man dressed as Greenwich's most famous wife-killing maniac will lead a special jig.

Plus some more fireworks.

And if all that's not enough, you can march down to Greenwich on Sunday to join a "Grand Parade" through town.

Oh and watch a few more fireworks.

Alternatively you can sit at home and wait for the Queen to turn up in about two months time to look at a ship.

Presumably there will be some more fireworks then.

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